Well Folks...Girls Gone Fishin' #1

BORED

I am bored out of my tree... and I do not feel like working!! Anyone wanna do my job for me today? I will pay you one million dollars...no actually I won't. That would not be wise, and in my old age, I think I need as much wisdom as one could possibly find...and money. So why would I give it away?

p.s. This is the lamest post ever and does not even constiute reading. If you do, I feel that you may just as bored as I am, and I pitty you a great deal...

p.p.s. Does anyone want to fly to Jamaica this weekend? My boss just gave me free tickets for 10 people. No he didn't that is a complete lie. I need help...serious serious help. I am turning into a pathological liar like Henry, my new bff.

p.p.p.s. This is getting rediculous. I do not have a new bff. And certainly not one whose name is Henry. Perhaps I should study out the great 10 Commandments this evening....perhaps the one about lying...or stealing because I just got this new car that I did not pay for...oh man, did it again....