I am bored out of my tree... and I do not feel like working!! Anyone wanna do my job for me today? I will pay you one million dollars...no actually I won't. That would not be wise, and in my old age, I think I need as much wisdom as one could possibly find...and money. So why would I give it away?
p.s. This is the lamest post ever and does not even constiute reading. If you do, I feel that you may just as bored as I am, and I pitty you a great deal...
p.p.s. Does anyone want to fly to Jamaica this weekend? My boss just gave me free tickets for 10 people. No he didn't that is a complete lie. I need help...serious serious help. I am turning into a pathological liar like Henry, my new bff.
p.p.p.s. This is getting rediculous. I do not have a new bff. And certainly not one whose name is Henry. Perhaps I should study out the great 10 Commandments this evening....perhaps the one about lying...or stealing because I just got this new car that I did not pay for...oh man, did it again....
16 comments:
That was my Moe completely on the world wide web! LOL hilarious!
LOL that was great;)
Oooookay...Lisa you need a new job, seriously! Like running a dayhome with 19 kids, maybe...hey, you would never be bored!!! Luv ya!
Who are mr/mrs ananymous person?
You crack me up leesa
...you are creepy mr anaymous person
anaymous ---- safari has this word underlined indicating that it is a misspelled word.
anaymous.
I did not pass grade 5 apparently
Hey can I go to Jamaica with you!!! ...Oh wait you lied about that, guess I will have to tell Henry...oh you lied about that too. When do I get to see your new car....oh yeah, that was fake too. Guess you really do need to study those commandments or were you lying about that too!!! LOL that was a great post Lisa...and yup I was bored til I read this :)
Hey Lady!!! Ur hilarious!! Ever since I've been married.. I just want to stay home.. I used to enjoy coming into work!! Now I have so much at home to do!! I get bored at work. Luv ya!!
Lisa,
Just ligt up your hands wherever you are.... And ask the Lord to come into your heart!
See....You feel so much better now!
;)
LOL :D
Love you Lisa!
Hey Leesa...ever since i've started dating, i stopped lying and started not not not doing my homework. CRAZEEEEEEEEE :D LOL
p.s....
IDK whats wrong with me :(
help.
me.
please.
:D
Polly polly polly, idk either we have the same syndrome...I'm so happy you're dating though!!! That's great news!
i know! :D we need help :S
Tell me about it! I know this great psychologist...His name is JESUS!!!!
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